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"Yep. We were in a 4G inverted dive with a MiG-28."
Gene! Man, when I saw you wearing that short-sleeve, turtle-neck wind breaker, I thought to myself "I've seen it all now". But then I saw that 70's porn star over there with the mustache on your sideline and I thought "well, maybe not."
The state is the great fictitious entity by which every man believes he can live at the expense of every other. - Frédéric Bastiat
No! You can't have a job on my staff next year!
I don't have a clue what you Bama guys are talking about.
OK, so the tight end goes in motion...then what?
Dabo: You're supposed to back me up and go get me juiceboxes whenever I want. Now go get me a juicebox!
Chizem: DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO?
Dabo: I'm talkin' to the juicebox guy!
Chizem: You're crazy!
Dabo: I'm not crazy, I'm just thirsty!
Chizem: OH, YOU GO TO HELL!
Dabo: No, you go to hell, and while you're there, why don't you grab me a juicebox!
See if you offer their whole team a scholarship, it helps your chances greatly...
Ughh Jim, you never zip your collar all the way to the top......here let me show you the proper collar zipper alignment.
Dabo: " Hey Chizzy, Wiki Wiki Wiki, Ya gotta Ya gotta Ya gotta be Fresh"
"VOODOO MAGIC! Killed it. Sorry Gene but that golden horseshoe AU has had to sneak out an extra 2-3 wins a year, I just killed it"
A wicka wicka what! Wicka wicka what! I'm gonna whip that tigga a** yo!
"I never could figure out why the doctor had both hands on my shoulders like this"
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Dabo: So Gene, tell me...how tall is a stack of 180,000 dollar bills, anyway? About this high?
chiz,"i dont bite"
dabo,"i know, you dont have any teeth"
Choose not a life of limitation
Dabo: "See, you're in front and Pat Dye is behind you here, see what I mean? He's behind you like...you know..Prison-like."
Chiz: "Yeh, I get it."
Dabo: "Pat's ALL IN!!"
Chiz: "That's not what it means."
Dabo: Did you get me my Cheeze Whiz boy?
Enjoying the process. RTR!
Exit to my left... Your right!
Hey chiz man, check it out. I was watching this Alabama game reply on espn the other night, and TR was a like this (hand motions) and ran over all these players, pretty cool stuff. Bama won like 42-14....oh you saw it too!?
Jim why so stern and glum....?
Oh yeah, you are a toothless ass clown... and you are not going to a bowl game this year.
PSHHHHHH SKeet Skeet...
We've given away a stack of money this high to recruits this year how about you guys?
Dabo: after the orange bowl I went to some coaching clinics.
Jim: what did you learn?
Dabo: well, basically we should try to tackle people while they are in front of us and stop racing them to the endzone.
Jim: this tackling that you speak of....this is a concept we are not familiar with...
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