In partnership with CBSSports.com
The No. 1 'Bama fan community on the Internet
BOL message board for off-topic posts
Tailgating, recipes, cooking, food & drink
Buy, sell or swap tickets
You have no favorite boards.
The most viewed topics.
The most replied to topics.
The most up-voted topics.
The most down-voted topics.
The most up-voted posters.
The most down-voted posters.
The most followed posters.
regarding the benefits of scheduling a home and home against Bama
"To be the best, you have to beat the best. If being the best involves playing Bama, I don't wanna be the best no mo."
Still the best message board rants of all time when we whipped them in the Capital One Bowl "Julio taking us to schoolio" is an all time classic.
I liked " and now Cousins is dead" and " why are the refs allowing Bama to play with 15 players on defense."
"This is getting out of hand. An Alabama defensive end just jumped out of my television and knocked me over my couch." Or
"Maybe we shouldn't have started a ghost at left tackle."
This post was edited by Ghost of Bryant 18 months ago
"They just opened a new wing at Orlando Memorial Hospital" (or something like that)
My favorite of all time, but I think it was linebacker versus defensive end.
I liked the one that was like "Their 4th string running back just broke one for 40 yards and all we could do was swing our purses at him".
Believe he named Upshaw by name. My favorite by far.
"Remember boys, flies spread disease...so keep yours closed." George Luz
That Michigan ST thread wast one of the funniest threads ever.
Their commentary of this year's championship game was good as well.
The best line was "We had first&goal and had to punt" if I remember correctly. There were alot of funny quotes from their board.
Didn't one them come up with the term "we've been jail sexed"? Also reading their board during the Michigan game was amazingly funny.
I think he said dareus. It was funny. Would love to see a nd thread.
This post was edited by Lucky 18 months ago
After the TD to put us up 35-0 on ND:
"Saban's in full f**k you mode "
And also this one when talking about going to the ND board,
"Well, I'm going to go get banned."
Here's their game thread comments.
Dislike both coaches, who should I root for and why? Kind of hope it ends as a 0-0 tie
Heres just a few of them...they are funny as hell...32 pages worth on that thread
• They are not fu**ing around.
• I hear there's a good Family Guy rerun on TBS at 9 tonight.
• I hope the weather was great down there because the ND fans are NOT going to enjoy tonight.
• Notre Dame will be fine, many young catholic men no how to take a good ass pounding.
• Apparently the ND echoes slept thru their wake up call
• We know what it feels like to get ass raped by bama
• That was ND's fifth offensive play. They're already down two touchdowns
• Well, ND has a first down, at least. I bet it'd take us a good 3 quarters to get that far.
• The NCAA should step in now and ask nick to play with nine players
• What a jailsex by Bama
• 21-0........Domers becoming atheists!!!!
"In the history of organized football, has anyone ever punted on 4th & goal before?"
These guys are killing me....LMAO
• the only thing that stopped AL from scoring in the first quarter was the game clock...
• It really makes me sad watching a team this good
• Lou Holtz just soiled himself
• Is sodomy legal in Florida?
• Wat the futh ith goin on? Play defensch! (Lou Holtz)
• It's clear: god hates ND
• I don't care how big their tampons are. ND is not gonna stop this tide.
• Hail Mary on 4th and 5... Glad I waited 44 days for this shit
• Punt? Bama should demand excellence.
• Somebody tell the Domers their uniforms don't say Chico's Bail Bonds.
• That positive yardage play made Bama angry
• Monica Lewinskys favorite Bama player???? Clinton-Dix (OMG!!!)
• Jailsexing complete by halftime.
• Wow ND kept Bama from scoring for several minutes!
That actually happened.
"If you can handle the PAIN of discipline, you will never have to deal with the Pain of Disappointment" - Coach Nick Saban
A guy on the Michigan Board posted:
"What Alabama did to Notre Dame last night was Sam-Cassell-ugly"
Thought that was pretty epic.
"Monica Lewinskys favorite Bama player???? Clinton-Dix (OMG!!!)"
I am pinning this thread. Best one ever.
247Sports and BOL updates: http://twitter.com/sbterry247
Tman, feel free to post more of those gems if you can.
Awesome stuff guys. Laughed the whole time I read this.
Follow me on twitter @TrevorHewettBOL. https://twitter.com/#!/TrevorHewettBOL
247Sports In partnership with CBS Sports