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So today is my last day at my job in College Station and the person they hired to replace me is an Auburn Grad. I have already popped the WDE off the keyboard in my office. I need help with some other prank ideas. I know you guys can help me come up with something good.
Just off the top of my head...
Type "49-0" in big letters as his screen saver (assuming there is a desktop being left behind since you mentioned a keyboard)
Print out a pic of Saban and the team holding up the crystal ball and tape it on the wall (maybe print out pics of all 3 BCS titles)
Buy a box of Spike 80-df (or whatever it's called) and leave it on his desk. Maybe just take an empty box and make it look like Spike 80-df, that sh*t is pretty dangerous I think.
Maybe roll his office/cubicle in toilet paper with a sign that says, "Congrats on the new job! I hear this is how y'all celebrate down there!"
Drop a deuce in the desk drawer
Never Gets Old
Buy a six-pack of toilet paper, a box of tide, and a bag of Hershey kisses...paste one of those sticky Christmas bows on each one of the items and place them all on his desk. Write a note that everyone can see that reads, "These are your tools for success; use them wisely. Good luck this year!"
Make BOL his default web page that comes up when he hits internet explorer
Have a back-to-back National Champions screen saver and three crystals as the background page.
kick his ass
Write auburn sucks on all of his desk items in sharpie
Most of these are good. I have to make sure it isn't something that permanently damage my professional reputation or get me disbarred. I like the toilet paper the office one.
I would also put little sticky notes with various stats of our domination over AU in each and every desk drawer, under random stuff (so when it gets moved at some point it'll be found), if you can download some free remote access software so you can randomly play pranks on him in the future.
Teabag everything on his desk..... mouse, keyboard, chair, whole 9 yards. Then leave him a note that says you got everything cleaned up for him. And by the way... Roll Tide!
remap his keyboard so that W+D+E types RTR instead.
take his new office email and sign him up for some big girl lovin sites, eharmony, and porn sites
fwd his desk phone to your/his supervisor and after you leave call in pretending to be his boyfriend
mess with the timers on the fry baskets so that he burns them constantly.
"Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience"
Get the hot chic in the office to pretend to be his girlfriend and then tell him that it's just a hoax?
Hijack his phone and make the ring tone "Son of a Preacher Man"
Just kick him in the nuts, he's a barner
This post was edited by RLG2069 18 months ago
Put a screen saver lock with the password professing love for the crimson tide. Go into word processing program and auto correct some common passage for roll tide roll. Replace system sound files with bama related sound files
IF you need a good recommendation for you next job from this previous one - I might consider taking a different approach . LOL, now who wouldn't want to do something, and maybe it just should be something really light, as to not effect you going forward. If there is a computer, the screen savor is great.
I guess it really all depends on the place, how its always been, and how pranks are received??? GOOD LUCK, jobs aren't falling off tree's these days, even though its getting better, slowly.
Dont worry, I am leaving my job voluntarily as a misdemeanor prosecutor in College Station and going "big time" as a felony prosecutor in the Houston/Woodlands area. Jobs are hard to come by book I think I am starting a pretty good new one next week. But the place I am leaving has been awesome to me and all the Aggies here think its funny and are encouraging the pranks. My boss is even participating. So unfortunately no deuces in the drawers but I did buy three dead Bonzi trees and left it on his desk labeled "Toomers Corner" and TPd it.
I cant do any computer pranks because we all have personalized login information.
This post was edited by RoadRunner 25 18 months ago
Don't you mean "Toomers Coroner"? lol Congrats on the new job.
You can go into MS word or most email programs and set the autocorrect to replace "the" with "RTR"
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