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If you dreamed you were a sleep and you woke up, would you be awake?
Since we're all coming out. I married an auburn girl. Twice.
Kids followed dad. All 4 of them. Burn it to the ground.
Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun. But Mama, that's where the fun is.
There is hope for your daughter. I'm living proof.
I was born and raised in Tuscaloosa, but decided to go to Auburn as a freshman just to get away from home. So I got together all I had, set off for that distant country and there squandered all my parents gave me in wild living. After I had spent everything, there was a severe famine in my apartment, and I began to be in need. So I went to one of the area farmers and asked for a job. As I fed his pigs, I longed to fill my stomach with the slop his pigs were eating. No one gave me anything, not even my roommate. Then I came to my senses, and said to myself, "Why am I starving to death, living in this rat hole of a town and going to this cow college? I know what I'll do. I'll go back to my father and say to him: "Dad, I've sinned against you, God and Bear. I am not even worthy to be called your son any longer." So I got up and tucked my tail between my legs and headed to T-Town. While I was still a long way off, my father saw me and was filled with compassion. He didn't run to me ... but my mother did, and she threw her arms around me, took my dirty laundry, and kissed me. As I began my prepared speech, my father interrupted me. He told my brother: "Quick! Bring an Alabama jersey and put it on him. Put an application for enrollment to Bama in his hand. Let's have a feast and celebrate! For this son of mine was dead and now he's alive; he was lost and now he has been found!" (Luke 15 ... sort of)
And we all lived happily ever after!
I'm out of upvotes, but I will be back tomorrow. Post of the night!
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