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I was a DE/DT in high school, so that plays a part. Knowing then what I know now, I would put a bigger emphasis on education. I would love to redshirt, get a masters in 5 years on schollie, and then go to the NFL. My top 5 would be
1) Stanford- Solid program defensively and a degree from their is worth more than any NFL career
2) Vandy- See Stanford. Also 5 years is Nashville would be pretty nice
3) Texas- Great academics and program. The ladies.....
4) Florida- See Texas
5) Texas A&M
Eat clean. Train Hard.
I would commit to Awbun....
Delay signing my papers on signing day because I need to meet with my family...
I would then spend a month or so///meeting with Gus....praying with him and drinking lemonade....and collecting "offerings".
Then would come my visit with Trupah...wherever the Hell he is.....I would privately commit to the towel wavin', Saturday Night Fever necklace wearin'..backward hat bastard after collecting 25 garbage bags filled with unmarked hundreds in non sequential numbers...telling him I needed a month or so to break the news to Gussy gently....that should give Trupah enough time to tell the entire damn country what a great coach he is, and that I'm his boy....
Then I would go to Akron....tell Fat Boy that i want to be a catalyst for the Zips...the face of a program that would propel them to National prominence....and the reason being that I would be close to my Grandmother, who is ill(I would hire an actress, as my Grandparents are deceased) all the while collecting a one time fee of 7 garbage bags filled with unmarked hundreds in non sequential numbers...
My journey would conclude in Cincinnati..where I would let Ears woo me...wine me..dine me...fill up on Skyline Chili for a month or so....promising Dumbo that I want to be the big fish in a small pond...something he can identify with...and that together we can attract enough recruits to come be a Bearcat with my badass self and give Cincy their first National Title...all for the low..low...low...low discount price of 15 garbage bags of unmarked hundreds in non sequential numbers.....
I would then show up to my nationally televised signing day ESPN extravaganza....in a duck suit....
Have you seen Oregon's cheerleaders?
After being kicked off the team for breaking curfew...for the tenth time...with every cheerleader in various hot tubs...I would transfer to Arizona State.....home of the 2nd place batch of cheerleaders....
When State also booted me...I would finally walk on in Tuscaloosa....Pass for 3,000 yards and 37 touchdowns...and bring home the crystal.....
This post was edited by ccrolltide 16 months ago
And run for 1,000 yards too while I'm at it.....
Can I be your brother and be part of a package deal?
LOL what the hell....no one else picked ASU. I guess they just dont know the talent lurking there. ASU is the place to be if you have no plans for going to the league.
"We're modern-day gladiators, and that mental toughness is really important to have in a good team." Nick Saban
That was based purely on the party scene and the immense "talent" on campus....
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