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When you're the head football coach at Arkansas and you don't beat LSU or Alabama you get angry.
When you get angry, you go out and buy a Harley.
When you buy a Harley, you meet a blond-haired, long-legged, 25 year old female former volley ball player.
When you invite the blond-haired, long-legged, 25 year old female former volley ball player for a ride on your Harley, you end up in a road-side ditch with broken ribs and other injuries.
When you end up in a road-side ditch with broken ribs and other injuries and keep it a secret that there was a blond-haired, long-legged, 25 year old female former volley ball player along for the ride on your Harley, you get fired.
Moral of the story: Beat LSU and Alabama.
It is going to be a long rainy day here in Gadsden.
Hahahaah...just saw this. Love those commercials. Change the names around, a generic college, a little different wording and it was epic!
Like the thread a while back where you guys were telling a story 3 words at a time, there should be a thread of making up these commercials about awbern...that would be funny as heck!
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