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Auburn football...about as cool as taking a shower with your dad
huntsports77 "inside" info
Crimsonbleeder "If Trent doesn't go pro this year I will eat my car tires"
Rubber mallet to the nut sack.
HawgTide said... (original post)Showering at Penn St.
HawgTide said... (original post)
Showering at Penn St.
A circumcision with a credit card, a root canal with a phillips head screwdriver, or a a colonoscopy with a fire hose.
Placing my barefoot in a boot that a cat just
freshly crapped in.
having my mouth fart in
Watching a Twilight movie marathon with my girlfriend while she is on her period and her jaw is wired shut and both hands in casts.
Jim Jones Kool-aid.
Sitting on your uncle's lap after being old enough to have a drivers license.
Showering with Jerry.
Booty Flu (Prison AIDS).
Sarah Palin and Newt Gingrich at my Thanksgiving dinner table
being ass raped by Kimbo Slice
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Being asked to help move someone out of their home.
Eating at a Chinese Buffet and noticing as you leave they had a whopping 76 health rating.
Being asked for money by some dude trying to get back to B'ham.
Customer claiming bankruptcy when he owes you 50 G's.
a migrain head ache
"To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift." Steve Prefontaine
If you dreamed you were a sleep and you woke up, would you be awake?
Sharting on a date when you got some cooz in the bag.
Watchin fatties bang.
Prostate exam by Andre the Giant.
Reverse dirty sanchez.
Never Gets Old
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