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Welcome aboard the Tiger-tanic. Your room just happens to be right up here near the front. We truly hope you enjoy your trip..................................
Oh, and loose lips sink ships. Quickly...........................................
He will have a rude awakening once he steps into Bryant-Denny.
I'll have a go at it.
Dear Lil Pike,
In the event that you choke and die while ----ing Mr. Troop's unit I will make sure to pass on your message of War Tigerness on to every potential 3-5* recruit that Bama evaluated for you,,, ehh I mean that chiz and company so kindly decided to bestow the greatest honor in the world too, and by that I mean the opportunity to have relations with solid 6/10 girls with low self-esteem and to play football for a family that will last you 4 to 5 years.
I vow to use words like playa, homie, brotha, peace, and any other washed up slang when talking to future tiggers on twitter or Facebook. I will be the hippest white boy ever so that I can connect with today's youth no matter how much of a tool it makes me look.
And finally I will break down the bammer empire because they believe in honesty and hard work instead of partying and cheating.(bammers are such idiots).
Your biggest fan,
clueless NTYF and ORD member Number 1
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