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Ever hear the one about Woody Hayes and a turtle?

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3 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Priceless.

Woody Hayes Had Turtle Bite His Penis to Demonstrate Toughness, According to Urban Meyer | The Big Lead

He unzips his pants and takes out whatever he takes out. The turtle reaches up and snaps at him. You see the veins and the sweat (on Hayes). He screams at the coaches, 'That's toughness! That's f'n toughness!
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3 months ago

What did I just read?
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3 months ago

Either Woody Hayes is dumber than I thought or Urban Meyer is a liar. Both options are highly probable.
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Recruits will say no thanks when he scraps the "you can be the next Percy Harvin" for " you can be the next Woody Hayes"
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3 months ago

Pretty sure this is a joke. Old one at that.
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3 months ago

Sorry, I laughed.
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This post was edited by SeychellesTider on 2/12/2013 at 11:40 AM
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3 months ago

Woody is a pecker!
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3 months ago

hahaa..that was funny! Woody Hayes, regardless of what his reputation was/is after the punching incident, is a coaching legend. Funny story!
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Urban Liar
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I am siding with bama58.
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