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  • Women, can't live with them.....pass the beer nuts.

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  • Dny1979 said..

    And don't even think about having sex this week. Don't even think about it this month."

    Knowing what your wife looks like, this is the worst thing I've heard all day. Prayers sent.

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  • bama764 said...

    Women, can't live with them.....can't PIITB without permission.

    Fify

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  • Dny1979, always remember women have half the money in the world & all of the ***** she is cutting you off from for the month. biggrin Not good for you. fingergun Anyway with age comes wisdom. twocents Enjoy sleeping with Rolo this evening.grumblesurrenderlol

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    Roll Tide Roll

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  • She won't be angry long. Unless you don't deliver the jewelry. Oh and you may want to give it to her earlier than Valentine's Day.

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  • Dny1979 said...

    And don't even think about having sex this week. Don't even think about it this month.'

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    Roll Tide Roll!!!

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  • Sosa98 said...

    Fify

    Oh you can...but you better be lightning quick about it.

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  • LOL. Everything will be ok over a little bit of time. She will appreciate the helmet also. I have the T-Shirt. I bought a 2009 national Championship helmet. RTR

    TideD1

  • BamaFreak1978 said...

    Oh you can...but you better be lightning quick about it.

    Good point.

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  • Simple solution: when she gets home tonight put the helmet on and go in there and smash it like you've never smashed before. You might even end up with the 2009 helmet as well...

    ShellCracker

  • ShellCracker said...

    Simple solution: when she gets home tonight put the helmet on and go in there and smash it like you've never smashed before. You might even end up with the 2009 helmet as well...

    Oh I'm going out tonight. I work all week. I'm going out damnit. Without question going out. We have plans with another couple to bowl. My a$$ is bowling. I may be on the couch for the forseeable future, but I'm bowling.

    Funny thing... The wife is like a coupon queen. She actually teaches a form of the crazy coupon addiction in the Charlotte area. We essentially get 3-4 hundred worth of groceries for around 20-30 bucks per trip to the store. I know very little ab it, but she's epic at it. Anyways, we get free sh*t all of the time in the mail for stuff that she signs up for etc. Free makeup, magazine subscriptions etc... Well, a couple months ago, she got a year free subscription to playboy and Maxim. Well, apparently when she signed up for those mags, our address got on some list, and other ads started hitting the mailbox for potential free subscriptions, for other magazines...

    Fast forward to 5 minutes ago, as I was typing this post...

    "Here! Get off of BOL and order this, it's $599 cheaper than what you purchased earlier! (hands me dvd/video offer - cardboard insert for 6 free adult dvd's) you're going to need these."

    I may bowl with my helmet on tonight...

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    Roll Tide Roll

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  • Dny1979 said...

    I spent $599 on a 2012 BCS team autographed full size Bama helmet.

    "I can't believe you did this. Hope you enjoy it because it's your Christmas, and birthday gift. Oh, and Valentines. And i better get something mind blowing for Valentines (throws jewelry ad from paper at me)... Hey Rolo (our dog) hope you arent hungry this month, your dad spent all of your food money. Me and the babysitter are going out tonight, you can't afford to go out now. You're staying home with the baby. And don't even think about having sex this week. Don't even think about it this month."

    Me: "i mean, it's a really nice helmet..."

    "I gonna miss her...."

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    Music video by Brad Paisley performing I'm Gonna Miss Her. (C) 2000 BMG Music

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  • Dny1979 said...

    Oh I'm going out tonight. I work all week. I'm going out damnit. Without question going out. We have plans with another couple to bowl. My a$$ is bowling. I may be on the couch for the forseeable future, but I'm bowling.

    Funny thing... The wife is like a coupon queen. She actually teaches a form of the crazy coupon addiction in the Charlotte area. We essentially get 3-4 hundred worth of groceries for around 20-30 bucks per trip to the store. I know very little ab it, but she's epic at it. Anyways, we get free sh*t all of the time in the mail for stuff that she signs up for etc. Free makeup, magazine subscriptions etc... Well, a couple months ago, she got a year free subscription to playboy and Maxim. Well, apparently when she signed up for those mags, our address got on some list, and other ads started hitting the mailbox for potential free subscriptions, for other magazines...

    Fast forward to 5 minutes ago, as I was typing this post...

    "Here! Get off of BOL and order this, it's $599 cheaper than what you purchased earlier! (hands me dvd/video offer - cardboard insert for 6 free adult dvd's) you're going to need these."

    I may bowl with my helmet on tonight...

    sounds a bit more serious than I had first thought...

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  • Dny1979 said...

    I spent $599 on a 2012 BCS team autographed full size Bama helmet.

    "I can't believe you did this. Hope you enjoy it because it's your Christmas, and birthday gift. Oh, and Valentines. And i better get something mind blowing for Valentines (throws jewelry ad from paper at me)... Hey Rolo (our dog) hope you arent hungry this month, your dad spent all of your food money. Me and the babysitter are going out tonight, you can't afford to go out now. You're staying home with the baby. And don't even think about having sex this week. Don't even think about it this month."

    Me: "i mean, it's a really nice helmet..."

    Sucks dude. Sorry.

    imabamadad

  • Unless she cuts your hands off, you will be okay for at least a week.

    gd102561

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  • Dny1979 said...

    Fast forward to 5 minutes ago, as I was typing this post...

    "Here! Get off of BOL and order this, it's $599 cheaper than what you purchased earlier! (hands me dvd/video offer - cardboard insert for 6 free adult dvd's) you're going to need these."

    This post was edited by samp21 on 2/4/2012 at 5:25 PM

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