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So I was preparing myself for a loss... then AJ started driving down the field with ease. So I'm thinking, "OK, maybe field goal range, but I really am not confident about OT in Death Valley." Sorry, just the truth. My wife is next to me and I have 3 cats sitting around me (ya, I know). And then...
... the screen pass. I jump up, I scream some ungodly sound, the cats scatter, my wife gets ticked off, and I'm slamming my fists into the couch like a mad man. Immediately, my wife pauses the game and yells at me about scaring the cats. She tells me that the sound I made was the most horrid sound she's ever heard come from me... as if I had just broken my leg. She refuses to unpause the game until I've found the cats and made amends. Knowing that the wife always wins these things, I seek out the cats. (the extra point hadn't even been kicked yet) When they see me, they run from me. For 5 minutes I'm trying to get the cats to forgive me knowing that the game will not be turned back on until amends have been made. Finally, I get 1 cat to accept my apology and my wife turns the game back on. This morning, my wife tells me, "I never want to see you like that again." I guess I scared her.
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VegasTide said...
So I was preparing myself for a loss... then AJ started driving down the field with ease. So I'm thinking, "OK, maybe field goal range, but I really am not confident about OT in Death Valley." Sorry, just the truth. My wife is next to me and I have 3 cats sitting around me (ya, I know). And then...
... the screen pass. I jump up, I scream some ungodly sound, the cats scatter, my wife gets ticked off, and I'm slamming my fists into the couch like a mad man. Immediately, my wife pauses the game and yells at me about scaring the cats. She tells me that the sound I made was the most horrid sound she's ever heard come from me... as if I had just broken my leg. She refuses to unpause the game until I've found the cats and made amends. Knowing that the wife always wins these things, I seek out the cats. (the extra point hadn't even been kicked yet) When they see me, they run from me. For 5 minutes I'm trying to get the cats to forgive me knowing that the game will not be turned back on until amends have been made. Finally, I get 1 cat to accept my apology and my wife turns the game back on. This morning, my wife tells me, "I never want to see you like that again." I guess I scared her.
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VegasTide said...
So I was preparing myself for a loss... then AJ started driving down the field with ease. So I'm thinking, "OK, maybe field goal range, but I really am not confident about OT in Death Valley." Sorry, just the truth. My wife is next to me and I have 3 cats sitting around me (ya, I know). And then...
... the screen pass. I jump up, I scream some ungodly sound, the cats scatter, my wife gets ticked off, and I'm slamming my fists into the couch like a mad man. Immediately, my wife pauses the game and yells at me about scaring the cats. She tells me that the sound I made was the most horrid sound she's ever heard come from me... as if I had just broken my leg. She refuses to unpause the game until I've found the cats and made amends. Knowing that the wife always wins these things, I seek out the cats. (the extra point hadn't even been kicked yet) When they see me, they run from me. For 5 minutes I'm trying to get the cats to forgive me knowing that the game will not be turned back on until amends have been made. Finally, I get 1 cat to accept my apology and my wife turns the game back on. This morning, my wife tells me, "I never want to see you like that again." I guess I scared her.
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VegasTide said...
So I was preparing myself for a loss... then AJ started driving down the field with ease. So I'm thinking, "OK, maybe field goal range, but I really am not confident about OT in Death Valley." Sorry, just the truth. My wife is next to me and I have 3 cats sitting around me (ya, I know). And then...
... the screen pass. I jump up, I scream some ungodly sound, the cats scatter, my wife gets ticked off, and I'm slamming my fists into the couch like a mad man. Immediately, my wife pauses the game and yells at me about scaring the cats. She tells me that the sound I made was the most horrid sound she's ever heard come from me... as if I had just broken my leg. She refuses to unpause the game until I've found the cats and made amends. Knowing that the wife always wins these things, I seek out the cats. (the extra point hadn't even been kicked yet) When they see me, they run from me. For 5 minutes I'm trying to get the cats to forgive me knowing that the game will not be turned back on until amends have been made. Finally, I get 1 cat to accept my apology and my wife turns the game back on. This morning, my wife tells me, "I never want to see you like that again." I guess I scared her.
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