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Official Manti Teo joke thread

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4 months ago

Lennay Kekua was the bagman.
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4 months ago

Teo is KEKUA for coco puffs
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4 months ago

Manti's girlfriend is also posing in the S.I. swimsuit issue.
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4 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

@SYoungblood73: Look on the bright side Manti - at least you had Chance Warmack making you his girlfriend for 60 minutes.
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@FakeSportsCentr: Reports now breaking that Manti Te'o, a devout Mormon, had multiple fake dead girlfriends
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4 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

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This post was edited by rolltide1219 on 1/16/2013 at 9:58 PM
"The Lord just wasn't with us, Coach." "The Lord," grumbled Bryant, "expects you to block and tackle." Rick Bragg, August 8, 2012
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I hate Tim Tebow but at least his tears were real.
"You've got some nerve coming here." T. Yorke
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4 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Wanna see a picture of Manti's girlfriend naked.......
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4 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Even Dexter Morgan thinks Manti Teo is f'ed up
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4 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Mitigator33 said...
Castaway

Awesome
I'll cheer for Florida, Auburn, Notre Dame, Russia, and the University of Hell before the words "rocky top" will come of my mouth
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4 months ago

This story reminds me of an old song by Atlanta Rhythm Section. Can anyone guess which one?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHimj-crMrA
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4 months ago

Manti got a call on his cellphone from :Unknown Number:
He says "Ha! My girl's calling."
ALABAMA CRIMSON TIDE....like NO other
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4 months ago

Forget the Heisman ... Give that man an Oscar!
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4 months ago

Well, at least she didn't suffer.
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4 months ago

Manti requested this Boyz ll Men song to be played at the funeral.
How do I say goodbye to what we had?
The good times that made us laugh
Outweigh the bad.
I thought we'd get to see forever
But forever's gone away
It's so hard to say goodbye to Lennay.
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4 months ago

More comedy gold from Sparty.
"Sympathy for Te'o Clowneyed by Deadspin Article "

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Predict Manti Te'o headlines for tomorrow or "30 for 30" titles.

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4 months ago

BREAKING NEWS: Te'o accepts a position as a consultant at Vandelay Industries
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4 months ago

Jimmy Clausen weighs in on Te'o story:
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4 months ago

Pretty funny...
@davidpollack47: OUCH RT@JadeveonClownyIf you having girl problems I feel bad for you son Manti Teo has 99 problems but a girl ain't one.
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