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I feel dumber after reading that
Signing Day is getting closer and our favorite recruit is getting antsy. He is what you would call a soft commitment to Auburn University.
Seven-star quarterback Reuben Foster committed to dear ol' University of Alabama early in the process, but Trooper Taylor/Auburn Coach from Auburn University came in and convinced him to flip. Now, with one week left, he's wondering if he made the right decision. Maybe dear ol' University of Alabama was the best choice after all. Or maybe he should have looked at Auburn University.
Reuben Foster is getting ready for his date with Mary Belle Goldengirl when his phone rings. It's Coach Saban from University of Alabama.
Coach Saban: Reuben Foster? That you? We haven't talked in a long time and I just wanted to check in and make sure you are doing OK.
Reuben Foster: Doing fine Coach Saban. Eating some of my mom's chicken and dumplings right now. You know, the ones you said you loved before I told you I was going to Auburn University.
Coach Saban: Ah, Billy, you know I was joking. Look, Billy, I was wondering if you might want to come hang out with us this weekend. No pressure or anything. Heck, we just want to catch up with how things are going for you. We won't even talk about football.
Reuben Foster: Oh, I don't know, Coach. Coach Gus from Auburn University called and wanted me to come visit there, but you know how Coach Gus is about commitments visiting other schools. Plus, Mary Belle has big plans for this weekend.
Coach Saban: Aw, Reuben Foster. Trooper Taylor/Auburn Coach won't mind. He's just nervous we'll try to get you back at our place, but we wouldn't do anything like that unless you wanted to do it. Coach Gus? Auburn University? I'd talk to Mary Belle about that. Come on over and bring Mary Belle with you.
Reuben Foster: Well, Coach Saban, I do have some friends coming up there this weekend, so maybe I'll come with them.
Fast forward to Sunday, Reuben Foster has returned home from his weekend at dear ol' University of Alabama. Coach Saban is on the phone.
Coach Saban: Reuben Foster, did you do it? Did you call Trooper Taylor/Auburn Coach?
Reuben Foster: I did, Coach Saban. I told him I've always wanted to play for dear ol' University of Alabama and that's what I'm going to do. Boy, was he hot! He called me some names, and I can't even repeat what he said about you. He couldn't believe you guys offered Mary Belle an academic scholarship. Heck, she thought she was
going to junior college. I guess those D's and F's didn't cause her as much trouble as she thought they would.
Coach Saban: Good job, son. I know we've been up and down, but you are making the right decision for your family. We think you can be a great one. Oh, yeah, one other thing ....
Reuben Foster: Grayshirt? What in the heck is a grayshirt?
??????????????????? It is so stupid I am not even sure I could figure out all the characters.
I'm telling you "some human's ain't human."
Lucky, seriously... Does Phillip Marshall have something on you?
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Does that guy have a college degree? He is a full on tard.
Did JLee crawl up his a&& and start to type?
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Lucky has taken up for Marshall before and had nice things to say about him, and he certainly knows Marshall better than I ever will (not that I would ever have any desire to know him). That being said, this is pure childish garbage. It reads like the short stories I used to write in elementary school. It has no place on a professional site like 24/7. If anyone from BOL were to write trash like this making fun of AU or anyone else, I would cancel my membership.
Doubt anyone cares, just my opinion.
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I really didn't think that was PM, stupid of me to give that hack the benefit of the doubt. 49-0
Go Jaguars, Rangers and Yankees!
I honestly thought we left the Rivals network because of this garbage.
I guess I was wrong.
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