BOL Round Table

Auburn, AL (AP) - A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Lee County Courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the Judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the Judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Auburn University football team, whom the boy firmly believes, at this time, is not capable of beating anyone.

You know the difference between an Auburn funeral and a regular funeral? At an Auburn funeral, the head tractor has its lights on. LOL

An AU family sent their son off to school on the plains.After several weeks of calling home with no answer the boy begins to worry,he sends letters and telegrams but still no reply.Then on Thanksgiving his parents suddenly show up at his dorm.He ask where have y'all been I've been so worried,His mom replied"well your daddy read in the paper where 90% of all car accidents happen with in 5 miles of the house so we moved.

Two Auburn students were assigned to complete a thesis on the meaning of "logic'.
the problem was, neither knew what it meant.
So, one of the students told the other that he had a friend going to the University of Alabama and that he was sure his friend could help them understand.
He calls up the Alabama student and asked if he could define logic for him.

The Alabama student replied, "sure I can help, but it's kinda complicated and may take some time, so bear with me."
The Alabama student then asked the Auburn student, do you have a weed eater?
Aub- replied, yes i have a weed eater, what's that got to do with Logic?
Alabama replied, bear with me, i told you it was complicated.
Bama student said, if you have a weed eater, you probably have a yard?
Aub: yes, i have a yard.
Bama; if you have a yard, you probably have a house?
Aub: yes, i have a house.
Bama: if you have a house, you probably have a wife?
Aub; yes, i have a wife?
Bama: if you have a wife,, your probably heterosexual?
Aub: (offended)yes, i'm certainly heterosexual.
Bama: well, that's logic.

So the Aub goes back to his buddy and the buddy ask, Was your friend able to tell you the meaning of logic for us?
Aub: yes, but it's kinda complicated and may take some time.
Aub: To buddy, do you have a weed eater?
Buddy: No.
Aub:(horrified) you queer ain't you!

RTR!!!!!

Why can't Gene Chizik use the internet?

He can't string 3 W's together.

Question: What do you call an Auburn fan with a sheep and a goat?

Answer: Bisexual

An Alabama fan was driving down a country road when he came upon two Auburn football players hitchiking. He told the Auburn players to jump in the back of his pick-up truck. He then drove down the dirt road rather fast and lost control of the truck as they were going around a curve. The truck landed in a lake. The Alabama fan scrambled to the surface and swam to the bank. When he looked back at the lake, the two Auburn football players were still sitting in the bed of the truck looking frantic. As the truck began sinking the Bama fan yelled for the Auburn players to get out truck, to which they replied, "We're tryin' to get out, but we can't get the dang tailgate open!"