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Ok so I figure that with all of the suspensions and injuries, I can come in and contribute this weekend. I didn't graduate from Harvard or play in the D-League, but I'm pretty good at 21 tip out. I can sometimes dribble between my legs and I can grab the net 2 loops below the rim. My lunchtime basketball team also runs the same 2-3 zone defense as CAG. I am the most aggressive 5'10" center at the Y and usually I call my own fouls, but most of the time I only call them if I knock the other guy on the ground. I've also mastered the art of the Vlade (flop) and almost always flop without any contact at all. I wear an And1 headband and, most importantly, I have been known to F around and get a triple double.
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I'm suiting up also
I have a mean shot, but Im out of shape as hell. So let me come in on offense, hit a 3 pointer or two and get the defense out of the zone for ya. But I dont think I will hold up for the full court press. I have great character so there wont be any off the court issues. Give me a shot coach!
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