BOL Round Table

They believe 3 Heisman trophies=14 National Championships.

They have Notre Dame arrogance with Vanderbilt tradition.

They have never led the series against Bama in any current barner's lifetime, but they think they do.

I cant stand little sister syndrome. Deep down they want to be us, but try to find reasons to doubt everything we have(championships, tradition, etc..)

The most corrupt program in the history of college athletics, and no desire to change.

Hard to beat that.

My reason: They are boogs.

Corky Frost
David Housel's speech/letter
Somehow being an auburn man is different than being a real man
They think throwing toilet paper in trees is ok
They are the dirtiest program in NCAA history
They invented the "My daddy did it and I didn't know loophole"
Troopah Taylor
The classlessness and butthurt of the RF announcement
Jetgate
They have ruined the word family
Winning is the only thing, they just won't admit it. Ask Jim Chiznik
Following a fired coach out the building with a camera
Their ability to pick random periods of history to define their "greatness" (e.g. From Nov 28th 2009 to Nov 25th 2011 we did not score a second half touchdown against them. Granted that only covers one second half, (2010) but no Auburn fan will let facts get in the way of truth)
It's a God thing/the devil be messin'/whatever Chiznik's wife was trying to say
It's auburn

You know why I hate auburn? Because of those fans that have no idea who their QB, offensive coordinator, or who they are even playing each week, but are the first ones to start bragging when they beat us. Those sons of bitches, that why I hate auburn.

Edit: also those fans who only became fans for auburn because "everybody else liked Alabama."

I hate Auburn because my daddy taught me to despise everything orange. Being raised in a very Pro-Auburn immediate family was rough because we went through the dark ages of bama football when I was in my younger years 97-2006. My first iron bowl was when in 2004 and we had the game won but they did some sort of trickeration to win the game, that's when the flame of my hatred for Auburm really started to ignite.
It only enhanced it further when Tubby raised a damned finger up every year it seemed like. Hearing things from family and other barners how bama will never be back, this is Auburn's rivalry now, this our state bama, there ain't another Bear Bryant bs. Then enter Saban and all said Barners used the whole you had to buy a coach to win, to which I replied..do y'all pay yall's coach? They said well yes of course, to which I replied alright shut up then! All of the Saban hates y'all he is only in it for the money he doesn't care about Bama bull crap. He will leave in 4 years for something better, he won't recruit like he did at LSU, he won't win at Bama, we aren't scared we have Tubby. Then 07 they beat the coach that finally united the bama nation and we(me and pop) didn't hear the end of it forever, money well spent huh boys? Ryan(my name) UA spent 32 million to beat Auburn and he can't do it. The flame of my hatred just grew outrageously from 2000-07. Then everyone one in the Bama nation remembers the beat down in T-town what a lovely scene it was to see ole Tubby raise 7 fingers and then walk out with his ass in his hands ad the Auburn faithful stunned. It was a great Christmas that year, no Barner smack talk except for the fact they now dawned Tebow gear. Then Utah debacle happened and I still hear about it till this day how a WAC team kicked our tails in the BCS game. 09 was amazing, but they beat theirself in 09 iron bowl and we got lucky just as we always do and Saban made a deal with the devil to win it all this year. Enter more AU fans doing the gator chomp at family gatherings as if it scared us. We destroyed UF and then Ingram won the heisman, too witch every bama faithful hear well he didnt win it off of us, which still infuriates me to this day, flame of hatred for Auburn is burning at all time high. Now we get Texas for the title, I was amazed at the amount of Texas gear I saw for a backwoods northeast Alabama family! They swore up and down that the Sec championship was bought by REC and a fluke and Colt McCoy was the real deal. We won I celebrated in their face justice was granted! Then the shit eating grin of Cam Newton enters the ratio, 28-27 and seeing that smug bastard and Nick Fairly's fat thug ass putting their hands over their mouths is enough for any bama fan to just punch a wall when they think about it. Auburn Flame of Hatred just reached epic proportions. 2011 was fantastic until the LSU game, then by the grace of god got back into the BCS and AU faithfull echoed y'all are lucky a hell! REC! Saban=Satan he made a deal with the devil! How many Purple and Gold AU symbols did you guys see?? I saw too many. Then we sandwiched their bought title with our legit ones. Too wich AU fans say you don't have 14 you only have 9 which I reply well we have 7 more than you do and more than anyone else. When all they have to do is read the simple statement that ESPN recognizes AP poll championships and the AP didn't come out till the 30s IIRC? Well fast forward to the current year the high stank of the RF recruitment and the classless Trooper-Luper, it makes my blood boil when I see an orange and blue T-shirt. My sister the biggest AU homer I know hung a Jordan Jefferson poster on my door when we lost to LSU in '11 to wich I put a whole right where is head was. This season ha been fantastic because they are in total denial about this horrible season. I know this is way long guys but the reason I hate Auburn is long and complicated, years of smack talk, watching them gloat about 6 in a row, Cam Newton, Bo Jackson's biased kool-aid drinking ass, Takeo Spikes thug ass. I'm just filled with pure unadulterated hate towards that damn place and I wish nothing but failures and scandals and sanctions for thr GODforsaken place.The hatred flame for AU has reached epic proportions as of now and will never subside. Burn it to the Ground...ROLL TIDE ROLL! Beat AU!!