BOL Round Table

Lester reminded me of this (hope it works):

Chizik looks like he is headed to Golden Corral after the picture to make sure he catches the Early Bird special.

Chiz looks like he should be coaching a church league 5-year-old basketball team.

Pinkel and Spurrier look like they just rolled in from a full night out at the bars.

What kills me about this is these guys had to have been told the picture would occur, one guy shows up in his windsuit, another shows up in his practice jumpsuit as if it was the best looking thing he could find that represented his school (I AM LOOKING AT YOU MULLEN), then this other idiot shows up in his 80's member's only leather jacket.

To top it off like most school age children one coach can't seem to follow the others with his hands and then the picture faux paux of them all sticking your hands in your pockets. The one obvious good thing is the versatility of houndstooth being on display here. Outside Alabama, you see someone in houndstooth you think classy, maybe a bit old fashioned. In Alabama, stylish and most of all an Alabama fan. Easy to spot and goes with most everything.

Chiz looks happy to not be standing beside Nick Saban in this picture.

Chizick:
WHAT ARE YOU WEARING CHIZICK!?!? Did my 8th grade Basketball warm ups find its way from whatever salvation army it was living at into your closet!?!?! What the hell CHIZ?!? It's got white and blue sleeves and then at the end of the sleeve it gets creative with, {wait for it... wait for it... } - STRIPES!! Holy crap, I wouldn't wish my worst enemy (which is you, you fat bag O snacks) to have to wear this thing. Somewhere, Ralphie from A Christmas Story is going... "Damn, CHIZ... and I thought the bunny outfit I got from crazy Aunt was bad. That is just god awful."

So, that's for starters.... on Chizick jump suit circa 1988 - and now I'll segway into the most awkward smile I've seen in quite some time. He's looking at the camera as if to say : "yep, that was me guys... I FARTED...

Moving on through the group, although I feel like I could go all day on CHIZ.....

Spurrier - Turkey Necks Monthly called... you made the cover and your keynote speaker next week at the Convention
Miles - "This is me looking uncomfortable and constipated. I wish I could fart Chiz... I really do. Haven't farted in 3 days.... OH GOD NO!! Whew nevermind... Saban's not as close as I thought, flashback."
Finkel ... or is it Pinkel?.... Einhorn?.... Nice forehead guy. Makes me proud. I'll be there one day.
Joker - Took me 30 minutes to figure who you were and that you were coaching at Kentucky, still don't know your name. Relevance. In Basketball you are.
Saban - 14. Domination. Process.
Tomlin - Creepy McGruber called - he'd be proud. Maybe that's why CHIZ is smirking...
Muschamp - "I HAVE NO TIME FOR THIS. GET ME OUTTA HERE! WHO CAN I YELL AT!!"
Mullen - Sing it with me now.... "DA DOH, DA DOH ... DA DOH ... DA DOH .... UMPA, UMPA, UPMA DOOMPA..." You look like the kid in 9th Grade computer class that gave us all the answers... and was really good at DOOM! Congrats on that look... BECAUSE - YOU HAVE NAILED IT SIR.
James Franklin - He wants to elbow Richt in the face so bad that it's causing him to over compensate for his anger and smile at an unusual large rate in comparison with the rest of the coaches... Chiz is probably talking to Franklin in between takes with gems such as "Nice Smile Franklin.... sure are some nice teeth you got there."
Richt - "Gentleman, good to see you all.... Over Promise and Under Deliver ... it's what I do.... {laughter, laughter} .... god bless."
Dooley - Internal thoughts... "I'm so in over my head... god this awkward... I CANNOT get comfortable. I really like this beige jacket Mom picked out though."
Petrino - "Can we kick LSU and Alabama out of the league... I mean we added Missouri and Texas A&M. All in favor?! AYE!"
Freeze - BRING A JACKET MAN.... you're the new guy. C'MON MAN!!! "Hey CHIZ... Can you believe I left Ark State for the SEC and your boy Malzahn left AU and the SEC for Ark State... I'm not sure how I'd feel about that.... Nice Gums brah."

What is Humpty Hump doing in this photo?

Chiz and boom. Good grief, what are they thinking.

Is Mullen wearing a snuggie?

I think Chiz is probably wearing stone washed jeans with elastic cuffs at the bottom. I think his LA Lights need new batteries though. Slive does look a little creepy. Spurrier seems to agree.