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Stupidest thing an aub has said to you

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I have an aub co-worker that told me that Calloway and Cyrus were in on a conspiracy with Coach Saban to make auburn look bad on national television. He claims that Coach Saban told them to commit to them just to change on signing day. By the way this guy also thinks that the government flew planes into Katrina with chemicals inside to make the hurricane worse. He's nuts, not sure what else I can say about the guy.
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When ordering at Burger King I was trying to tell the aubbie grad I wanted a whopper with cheese, lettuce and mayo only, and his confusion was no don't tell me what you want on it, tell me what you don't want on it. I responded, do we really have that much time?
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I usually try not to converse with them very long. I usually just pay them for the pizza and then tell them to get the hell off my porch.
God, give me patience today. If given strength I may beat someone to death.
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On Alabama: CeCe Jefferson - "It was a bunch of beautiful women..." Reggie Ragland - "oh the females of course..."
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"Cam is innocent"
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A co-worker of mine said that Bo Jackson's analogy that poisoning the trees was akin to defacing Mount Rushmore was completely rational and I just did not understand because I was an Alabama fan.
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"Theres No Substitute for Guts"
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OSFSWB said...
I have an aub co-worker that told me that Calloway and Cyrus were in on a conspiracy with Coach Saban to make auburn look bad on national television. He claims that Coach Saban told them to commit to them just to change on signing day. By the way this guy also thinks that the government flew planes into Katrina with chemicals inside to make the hurricane worse. He's nuts, not sure what else I can say about the guy.

At this point The Barn doesn't need help from anyone....they are doing a good job of doing it all by themselves.
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God, give me patience today. If given strength I may beat someone to death.
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The same aub told me that the bunkers mods and staff had never incorrectly predicted a recruit to the barn. When he said that I spit my drink on the computer and had to get IT to get me a new keyboard.
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The weapons we fight with are not the weapons of the world. On the contrary, they have divine power to demolish strongholds. 2 Cor 10:4
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You wouldn't understand, "It's a family thing."
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"All Alabama fans can talk about is yesterday. Auburn is a better program now." - summer 2009
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God, give me patience today. If given strength I may beat someone to death.
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