In partnership with CBSSports.com
The No. 1 'Bama fan community on the Internet
BOL message board for off-topic posts
Tailgating, recipes, cooking, food & drink
Buy, sell or swap tickets
You have no favorite boards.
It was also the REC that convinced Elvis to fake his own death.
The REC created AIDS to kill off the portion of the population it deemed undesirable.
Elvis stole one of my chicken tenders at our meeting the other night. He's a real SOB.
The REC once adopted a Kenyan baby, indoctrinated him in the ways of Ayersian Socialism and Ethics, then planted him with a family in Hiwaii with a Certificate of Live Birth.
DB Cooper was a REC insider.
Al Capone was the first Chicago Chapter President of the REC. Elliot Ness was the second.
Crimsonbleeder "If Trent doesn't go pro this year I will eat my car tires"
1. The REC covertly purchases USA Today
2. REC plants doctored audio and video of "alleged" *U bagman in Danny Sheridan's email under the secret title "Male Performance Enhancement Without a Prescription."
3. REC gives Danny Sheridan go ahead to announce said bagman on PF
4. REC simultaneously gives USA Today go ahead to proceed with publication of "Boom Story"
5. At 1:58 P.M. CST Sleeper Cell REC attorney, Vince Kilborn receives text message from REC headquarters in Langley, VA with the cryptic message "the sheep have backed away from the fence!, repeat the sheep have backed away from the fence!"
6. Kilborn advises Sheridan to not reveal name while also revealing his REC super top secret credentials by giving DS the indicator phrase "Ears Whitworth was a sumabitch."
The REC is responsible for the Lindbergh Law.... The REC is kidnapping recruits and parents from other states and taking them to Tuscaloosa.....
247Sports In partnership with CBS Sports