BOL Round Table

I encountered a Barner today that I had never met before. We were working together with another guy that is a Bama fan. The Barner and my friend worked together before and knew each other pretty well. So the silly Barner starts on Bama fans and calling us updykes the usual Barner spiel. So I crack on the Barner nation and the recent azz whoopin' they took in the iron bowl. He took offense and began talking about the last 30 yrs. and how Awbarn has dominated Bama. I asked him if they played football before 1981. He said the past didn't matter and that's all Bama had. So I said that Bama made Auburn and that they didn't have a history worth mentioning because they only had one game that was significant that didn't include Bama and that was the NC game. I hit him with a barrage of facts such as championships and overall record. Hurt his feelings with the GA. Tech has more SEC chmps. than Aubren. Hurt his stomach when he tried to claim a Nc for 2004. He then said he needed to get his phone and he would give me the facts. I told him he didn't need to google it because I had all in my head. Finally he went speechless and 10 minutes later he said that Updyke and Bama fans were D bags for poisoning the trees. I told Bama fans didn't put out a hit on the Toomer's trees and that Harvey acted alone. So all in all I am sure he wanted to kick my arse especially after my boss (TN fan) and DM (LSU) laughed at him the whole time I was giving him a verbal Iron Bowl beat down. Anyways just thought I would share.