The Water Cooler

First mistake: 12 years ago, my wife, Karen, answers the phone and Tide Pride tickets are forever in her name.
Second mistake: actually this should be my first mistake. Karen is now my ex-wife. The divorce was kinda my fault so I don't know how to rank my 3rd mistake either.
Third mistake: Sonya. Don't think I need to explain.

To make a long story short, got divorced in May. My biggest concern was the fact that our season tickets were in her name. All I wanted. Karen was surprisingly super cool when I brought the tickets up back in August, just giving them to me. I was shocked because he loved going to the games and our seats as much as I did. After it was made official that we were headed to New Orleans, I texted my oldest son and got him to tell her to make sure and get my tickets for the game, as I was glad to pay for them this time. I go over to my old house today to get my tickets and take my kids their giftcards and guess what. Karen's done got a new man. Looks like a tool but whatever. She also informs me that her and "Brad" have decided to take my tickets and go to the BCSNCG. I wanted to hit her. Any lawyers or cops on here who could help me out? She hasn't cared a thing about the games all year but now she's the Tide's biggest fan. Hate fans like her. Help!