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14 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Cheaper than girlfriends/wives and none of the hassles, IMO. Of course, some would say they don't offer sammiches, but those people don't have the game to throw that in the negotiations.
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14 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

I'm not a fan of smackpuss, crackpuss, or stankpuss.
Douché!
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14 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

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I'm not a fan of smackpuss, crackpuss, or stankpuss.

But, money can be more prudently invested so as to become wealthy enough to acquire the most gentile and nourished puss of all.
Science et al
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Of course, some would say they don't offer sammiches.

Mine offer sushi, but I prefer mine fresh. I'm cultured like that.
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Desert Tider said...
Mine offer sushi, but I prefer mine fresh. I'm cultured like that.

Asians?
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14 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

hcatbadat said...
But, money can be more prudently invested so as to become wealthy enough to acquire the most gentile and nourished puss of all.
Science et al

I see where you're going, but I also prefer puss that hasn't already been bored 40-over by any NBA players.
Douché!
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14 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

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I see where you're going, but I also prefer puss that hasn't already been bored 40-over by any NBA players.

Me either. What does that have to do with anything? When your filthy rich and living in LA, it is common to have a nice, young lady on your arm who hasn't done porn or the Clippers. At least, that's what it's like in my lucid dreams.
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Woody Allen did it right; like raising your own cattle.
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14 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

I prefer to tame strippers.
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You're not paying for the poon. You're paying for her to GTFO after you get your nut.
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14 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

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You're not paying for the poon. You're paying for her to GTFO after you get your nut.

I like mine. Even tonight.
Douché!
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Desert Tider said...
Mine offer sushi, but I prefer mine fresh. I'm cultured like that.

There u go bein all white about it.
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rlb002 said...
There u go bein all white about it.

I can't change me, but I can switch the bitch.
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Desert Tider said...
I can't change me, but I can switch the bitch.

U swap hands???? Or change lotion?
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rlb002 said...
U swap hands???? Or change lotion?

I giggle to myself when The Stranger comes to town.
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I giggle to myself when The Stranger comes to town.

Fuck that, it is like Christmas morning in the rlb home!
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