The Water Cooler

I am not a natural shot, I had to learn. I am proficient, but I have to go "by the book." I will qualify every time, but it pisses me off that my friends seem to have an innate talent that I do not posess. I am ambidextrous (probably better on the off-hand because I take my time) so I piss them off when I go, "Continental." I almost said, "Frenchie" there, but that would indicate that I promptly surrendered. Fvckin' Frenchie frogs.