The Water Cooler

Fatherhood is no barrier to partying there.
Underage drinking is encouraged.
Cam has good teeth.
Kiehl Frazier sucks.
Always there to lend a helping hundy.
Usually get good service at Momma Goldberg's.
BJs
Uniforms get high-dollar callgirls at will.
Running backs don't get arrested for supplying weapons.
Not coming within 3 TDs of UA.

They have a 5star trailer park right off of I-85.