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Screw our federal government! Screw it to hell!

  • I was just going through my mail and got something that set me off. It was a letter from FEMA outlining my new flood insurance policy terms. This pissed me off for several reason. First, I'm not in a damn flood zone. FEMA says I am, but my house cannot flood. I've had several people make that determination but FEMA won't listen. As a result, my mortgage company requires that I carry flood insurance.

    The second reason I'm pissed is that FEMA decided last year that they are they sole providers of flood insurance policies. In a typical federal government power grab, they decided that State Farm can no longer provide me with this insurance and stole my business from them.

    So now you have a dumbass federal program deciding who does and doesn't need their services and also realizing the profits from their decisions...with no competition for their unneeded but required "service". As a result, I am now paying 50% more for their bullshit. My policy went from $600 per year to $900 and there's not a damn thing I can do about it.

    Along with this policy info, they "require" that I sign an acknowledgement that I received it. Haha. Screw that. I scribbled out the acknowledgement part and used the rest to dog cuss whoever gets these letters. The federal government can lick my balls.

    bvg153555

  • [bvg] said...

    I was just going through my mail and got something that set me off. It was a letter from FEMA outlining my new flood insurance policy terms. This pissed me off for several reason. First, I'm not in a damn flood zone. FEMA says I am, but my house cannot flood. I've had several people make that determination but FEMA won't listen. As a result, my mortgage company requires that I carry flood insurance.

    The second reason I'm pissed is that FEMA decided last year that they are they sole providers of flood insurance policies. In a typical federal government power grab, they decided that State Farm can no longer provide me with this insurance and stole my business from them.

    So now you have a dumbass federal program deciding who does and doesn't need their services and also realizing the profits from their decisions...with no competition for their unneeded but required "service". As a result, I am now paying 50% more for their bullshit. My policy went from $600 per year to $900 and there's not a damn thing I can do about it.

    Along with this policy info, they "require" that I sign an acknowledgement that I received it. Haha. Screw that. I scribbled out the acknowledgement part and used the rest to dog cuss whoever gets these letters. The federal government can lick my balls.

    Seriously. They need an earfucking.

    Douché!

    bol1484395

  • bol14 said...

    Seriously. They need an earfucking.

    More of an eyefvcking since I'm sending this in a quasi-coherent, virtually illegible, handwritten rant I scribbled out in a fit of rage, but I agree. It reminds me of the way I used to talk to the IRS people when I'd call and dog cuss them to kill time on long road trips.

    bvg153555

  • Wanted to edit the last post but my edit button disappeared.

    I wanted to add that if you choose to call the IRS, you can get away with cussing them for a long time, but they hang up the second you call them thieves. Just some helpful info to keep the call going longer.

    bvg153555

  • afro said...

    Wanted to edit the last post but my edit button disappeared.

    I wanted to add that if you choose to call the IRS, you can get away with cussing them for a long time, but they hang up the second you call them thieves. Just some helpful info to keep the call going longer.

    They hang up on you when you call them a "thief" because they immediately realize that you are ignorant of your mother tongue, and thereby most certainly poorly educated and stupid. You see, they are NOT thieves.

    thief⁠
    Noun:⁠A person who steals another person's property, esp. by stealth and without using force or violence.

    They do not confiscate your wealth by stealth, they do it by threat of force.

    ex·tor·tion⁠
    Noun:⁠The practice of obtaining something, esp. money, through force or threats.

    As you can see now, the IRS operates through extortion, not thievery.

    This lesson is gratis. No need to thank me.

    lol

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  • What seems to be going on here?

    huntsports77

  • huntsports77 said...

    What seems to be going on here?

    I'm attempting to bash the government but the resident goat humper insists on being all PC with my insults.

    bvg153555

  • afro said...

    I'm attempting to bash the government but the resident goat humper insists on being all PC with my insults.

    Apparently some folks just ain't teachable.
    ;-)

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  • [IncestIsHot] said...

    Apparently some folks just ain't teachable.
    ;-)

    Like this one?

    bvg153555