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You know how I know I'm old?

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21 months ago

I'm watching Cecil fielders kid rake.
Cris Carters kid is trying to get into Bama as a junior.
Barry Sanders kid is a hs sr.
Time flies by much faster now than when I was a kid.
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That's not old. Old is knowing you can legally bang chicks who were born while you were in college. That's old.
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MyDixieWrecked said...
That's not old. Old is knowing you can legally bang chicks who were born while you were in college. That's old.

Ummm yeah. I'm there, technically. Guessing the legally part is up for debate. Age wise I'm good.
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Ummm yeah. I'm there, technically. Guessing the legally part is up for debate. Age wise I'm good.

Good point. I guess I should have said "Once girls born when I was in college began reaching the age of consent". It still isn't legal if they don't consent...or is that "it isn't illegal if the can't tell anyone"?
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My wife can no longer bear children. On the other hand, I longer have to settle for bjs for a quarter of the calendar.
Douché!
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My wife can no longer bear children. On the other hand, I longer have to settle for bjs for a quarter of the calendar.

All hail menopause!
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All hail menopause!

Sig-worthy
Douché!
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MyDixieWrecked said...
That's not old. Old is knowing you can legally bang chicks who were born while you were in college. That's old.

Hey! This was a great post. Who downvoted me? Show your face! I will meet you before the Kent St. game and settle this. Who wants a piece? Never downvote me!
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MyDixieWrecked said...
Hey! This was a great post. Who downvoted me? Show your face! I will meet you before the Kent St. game and settle this. Who wants a piece? Never downvote me!

I did it and I'll do it again, as soon as I earn some more tokens for the Hell Express.
Douché!
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MyDixieWrecked said...
Hey! This was a great post. Who downvoted me? Show your face! I will meet you before the Kent St. game and settle this. Who wants a piece? Never downvote me!

I lack respect for you trying to pass off your angry clitoris as a cock.
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I lack respect for you trying to pass off your angry clitoris as a cock.

A 6 inch organ is a 6 inch organ. Who really cares what its Christian name is?

This post was edited by MyDixieWrecked on 8/27/2011 at 9:04 AM
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Your dick stares at the floor when you shower instead of your face?
follow me on Twitter at rlb002gbu
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Douché!
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AARP just mailed me a membership card. Beat that whipper snappers.
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AARP just mailed me a membership card. Beat that whipper snappers.

Doc? Where you at?
Douché!
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Your dick stares at the floor when you shower instead of your face?

Wait...are you asking ME where my pecker stares when I shower?
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MyDixieWrecked said...
Wait...are you asking ME where my pecker stares when I shower?

Are YOU suggesting the HE should be asking SOMEONE ELSE about your pecker?
Douché!
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Are YOU suggesting the HE should be asking SOMEONE ELSE about your pecker?

I am suggesting the HE should know that MY pecker always stares at MY ceiling whether I am in THE shower or NOT.
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Wait...are you asking ME where my pecker stares when I shower?

Um no, the post is in regard to the original question as to you know how i know I'm old....
We all know you don't take the popsicle sticks (aka training wheels) off at all times.
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Um no, the post is in regard to the original question as to you know how i know I'm old....
We all know you don't take the popsicle sticks (aka training wheels) off at all times.

My bad. I thought you were the OP. I always get you two confused.
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How you know you're old:
when you mention Star Wars, a 25 year old says "Whats the death star?"
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blipangel said...
How you know you're old:
when you mention Star Wars, a 25 year old says "Whats the death star?"

I'm 34. All I can tell you about a "death star" is that it's apparently something from Star Wars. You gave that much away.
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I'm 34. All I can tell you about a "death star" is that it's apparently something from Star Wars. You gave that much away.

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I'm 34. All I can tell you about a "death star" is that it's apparently something from Star Wars. You gave that much away.

Come on man.
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